Donald the Small-Minded President
(sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Donald the small-minded president
had some very ignorant views
and if you ever knew him
you would say he’s awfully lewd
All of the other rich boys
used to laugh and call him names
they never let little Donnie
join in any rich boy games
Then one miserable election year
the racists got their way
Donnie with your power and greed
won’t you guide our country astray
Oh how the ignorant loved him
as they watched the bombs with glee
Donnie the small-minded president
you’ll destroy our history
