Haha very clever! And I get it! While reading your story, it reminded me of my own shoplifting experience when I was a college student in San Diego back in the late 60s. And voila you mentioned La Jolla! My girlfriend and I walked in and out of the shops on Girard Avenue trying to find something to take to show how brave we were. We both took a ring from one store, and then my friend put on a bikini bottom at Saks and put the top in her purse. We were so pumped! And what’s interesting to me is we were both from wealthy Beverly Hills families, so I can totally relate. Good luck at the Museum of Contemporary Art. Very cool.