Out of the Mouth of Donald Trump

*** Isn’t that the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard? I mean she’s so ill equipped to be President.

*** We’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for the wall.

*** I have a judge who’s a hater of Donald Trump. He’s a hater. I look forward to going before a jury. Not this judge. A jury. And we will win that trial.

*** He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.

*** I’m a highly, highly respected intellect. I come from a very smart family.

*** Baby Barack Obama.

*** They’re coming from all over the world. Including the Middle East. Why not? Come in. Come on in. We’re stupid. We’ll take care of you. We’ll pay. What kind of a plan do you want?

*** I could stand in the middle of 5th Ave and shoot someone and I wouldn’t lose any votes.

*** Look at my African American over here. Look at him. Are you the greatest?

*** I unfairly get audited by the I.R.S. almost every single year.

*** My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model — a tremendous amount.

*** When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

*** You could almost say that he’s superseded Jimmy Carter as the worst president in the history of this country.

*** Okay get him outta here. Get him out. Get him out. Still wearing diapers! Go home to mommy.

*** Yeah, it is going to be like this. You think I’m gonna change? I’m not gonna change.

*** If she gets in I think our country will never recover. They’ll never be able to recover. She can’t negotiate. It’s not her thing. It’s not her thing.

*** Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?

*** We’re going to win, win, win. We’re going to make America great again, greater than ever before, and we’re going to have a lot of fun.

*** Mentally abused John Kerry.

*** I know the greatest negotiators in the world. Some are horrible people. Horrible people. Horrible human beings. Who cares? Terrible people. I love ‘em.

*** Hillary wants to disarm vulnerable Americans in high crime areas. That’s why we’re going to call her Heartless Hillary.

*** If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

*** This judge is of Mexican heritage. I’m building a wall. I’m building a wall. Okay? I’m building a wall. I’m trying to keep business out of Mex; Okay? I’m building a wall. He’s proud of his heritage; okay? He’s a Mexican. I’m building a wall. Okay? And it’s a wall between Mexico, not another country.

*** Crooked Hillary Clinton looks Presidential? I don’t THINK so!

*** Little Marco.

*** Pocahontas is at it again! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of the least productive U.S. Senators, has a nasty mouth. Hope she is V.P. choice.

*** Hillary wants to disarm vulnerable Americans in high crime areas. That’s why we’re going to call her Heartless Hillary.

*** Lying Ted.

*** The judge who happens to be Mexican, which is great. I think that’s fine.

*** It’s the Democrat’s total weakness that is the greatest recruiting tool of ISIS.

*** Low energy Jeb.

*** When Mexico sends it’s people, they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists…

*** I think I’m doing really well with women. I want to set records with women, not with men. The hell with the men; right? The hell with the men.

*** Crazy Bernie.

*** I have millions of followers. I have millions of followers.

*** Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

*** And you can tell them to go f**k themselves.

*** So I’ll be seeingggg you in Novemberrrrrr.

*** Believe me.

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." — Hillary Clinton

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